The Job Interview

Today's Job Interview



Interviewer: "What would someone who doesn't like you describe you as, in one word."
Me: ....Pause....
Me: ....Pause....
Interviewer: "What, everybody likes you?"
Me: "No, I just am only thinking of what my ex girlfriends would say, and I don't know if that is really appropriate for this."
Interviewer: "Well, what would they describe you as?"
Me: "........Ass."

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