Manlight Guylight: The Male Version of Twilight

Isabella "Bella" Swan John Albrecht moves from sunny Phoenix, Arizona to rainy Forks, Washington to live with her his father, Charlie , while her his mother, Renée, travels with her new husband, Phil Dwyer, a minor league baseball player. Bella John attracts much attention at herhis new school and is quickly befriended by several students. Much to her dismay his delight, several boys girls compete for shy Bella's attention totally want on his dick.

When Bella John is seated next to Edward Cullen Sarah Michelle Gellar from Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, before that homo Angel took her from me, in class on her his first day of school, Edward Sarah Michelle Gellar seems utterly repulsed by her too fucking turned on by him. He She disappears for a few days, but warms up to Bella John upon his her return; their newfound relationship reaches a climax (literally) when Bella is nearly run over by a fellow classmate's van in the school parking lot John agrees he wants to see her breasts. Seemingly defying the laws of physics, Edward saves her life when he instantaneously appears next to her and stops the van with his bare hands Sarah Michelle Gellar’s breasts are still perfectly perky even at her older age.

Bella John becomes determined to find out how Edward saved her life Sarah Michelle Gellar’s breasts are still so perfect, and constantly pesters him her with questions. After tricking a family friend, Jacob Black Megan Fox, into telling her him the local tribal legends, Bella John concludes that Edward Sarah and his her family are vampires who drink animal blood rather than human totally hot babes from outer-space with one mission: to do him repeatedly. Edward Sarah confesses that he she initially avoided Bella John because the scent of her blood his axe body spray was too desirable to him her. Over time, Edward Sarah and Bella fall in love John have sex probably like a million times.

Their relationship is disturbed when another vampire coven sex-obsessed alien clan sweeps into Forks. James Cameron Diaz, a tracker vampire sex alien who is intrigued by the Cullens' Gellars’ relationship with a human, wants to hunt Bella John for sport sex but eat him afterwords like a praying mantis, kinda. The Cullens Gellar’s attempt to distract the tracker by splitting up Bella John and Edward Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Bella John is sent to hide in a hotel in Phoenix. There, Bella John receives a phone call from James Cameron Diaz, who claims to be holding her his mother captive. When Bella John surrenders herself himself, James Cameron Diaz attacks her totally does him. Before she is killed, Edward, along with the other Cullens, rescues her and defeats James. Once they realize that James has bitten Bella's hand, Edward successfully sucks the venom from her bloodstream and prevents her from becoming a vampire, after which she is brought to a hospital. Upon returning to Forks, Bella and Edward attend their school prom and Bella expresses her desire to become a vampire, but Edward refuses. Then Sarah Michelle Gellar, her entire family of hot alien-babes and Megan Fox join Cameron Diaz and John does all of them for the rest of his life. The End.

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