An Age of Change

For those of you who don’t know, The Classy Gentlemen is the brain-child of a collection of men. Men who day in and day out exhaust the bandwidth of countless websites such as ESPN.com, NFL.com and People of Walmart while at work, consequently destroying their employer’s bottom lines - with the sole purpose of getting a few minutes of entertainment. After too long of a time in the “real world,” we realized that the interesting shit we were looking for simply wasn’t always there. When it was there, we exhausted an entire website within a half-hour only to find ourselves waiting for its owner to post something new every three weeks. Beaten, battered, and repeatedly bitched at by our hooker co-worker - despite the fact that we were told that we could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven - we became fed up.

Thus was born The Classy Gentlemen’s Blog. We were so young – naïve, if you will – during its inception a long, arduous two weeks ago, that we had no idea what was about to happen. We actually enjoyed writing it. Since all the other shit out there was terrible, and we could only realistically read Perez Hilton on the off-chance that he would post another nude photo of some barely legal celebrity who texted her pics to the wrong boyfriend, we kept it up. However, with the recent successes and positive feedback we have received, we have decided to lift double-secret probation from ourselves and register our own domain name. It’s not quite ready yet, but when all is said and done, thegentlemensblog.com will be our new home - complete with a lot more interesting shit - since the most advanced tools we have at our disposal on this site involve the ability to italicize and bold words. Not that we haven’t enjoyed our time on here, but, all good things must come to an end. So we look forward to offending you in the near future, with a lot more pictures, slurs, and skull duggery than ever before. Until then, we will keep the posts rolling as usual.

-E