This morning when I woke up I could hear colors and see sound.
Which is a nice segue to the question ---> Why in the FUCK do the people that work at Starbucks refer to themselves as "Baristas?!" As far as I can tell, I am not perusing the streets of Rome. Just pour me a big, black (stay me with me homosexuals and jersey chasers) cup of coffee, I'll pay you a bloated amount of money (because I'm too lazy to brew my own --- for like a nickel a cup), and I'll be on my merry way. A Tip Jar? Here's a tip: Steam your broccoli as opposed to boiling. It retains more nutrients. Your welcome.
Stay Cool.
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