FUCK THE POLICE, FUCK THE POLICE, FUCK'EM!

I just got pulled over for doing 60 in a 40. FUUUUUUUCK YOU! It was a young cop who was under the illusion that his dick would grow with this incredible bust. It's a good thing you nabbed me officer, I was just about to go rob a fucking bank and then catch up with Bob Deniro at the meet. Too bad you didn't find the Dank under my seat, fuzz. Also, I was just coming off a bender that Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas would have felt needed an intervention. But.................... I digress.