So I just got done watching 6 hours of MSNBC and my stomach hurts from laughing. The culprit for my ab muscles getting tighter and even better looking; the cast, and especially Host Jesus Hanson, of "To Catch a Predator".
To briefly describe to anyone who has not seen the hilarity that is "To catch a predator", it is basically a sting operation for low life losers on the internet trying to rape the innocence out of young boys/girls. While that description does not sound funny (and that kind of shit isn't), the way in which the show is set up is fucking phenomenal.
The reason this show is so god damn funny is that Chris Hanson (the host and innocent savior, aka Jesus to me) makes the interaction between the bumbling, hillbilly idiots, that so often find themselves on this show, extremely awkward and funny. "Why don't you have a seat", and "What made you come here today" are two questions I can no longer hear without immediately doubling over in laughter. If you spend just ten minutes witnessing the ridiculous excuses these weirdos try to give, you will be instantly hooked. I guarantee it. Do yourself a favor. The next time you are surfing the channels on your all too comfortable couch and you see MSNBC running a "To Catch a Predator" marathon, snuggle in tight and get some popcorn.
So when all of you go out this friday night and you are drinking merrily to having sex with women who are of age, raise a glass to the best cockblocker of all time; CHRIS HANSON!!!!!!
-Drexel
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